simmerman
a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. it’s very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender p-n-s, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don’t care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. you might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.
there goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.
i wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.
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