simmonsfication


the metamorphosis that every true american male goes through. it occurs after p-b-rty but before one starts taking cialis. involves learning to gamble, pro wrestling, forming an insurmountable bond with a canine, addictively obsessing over sports, lots of whiskey, and reality television?
dan-“all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay.”

jordan- “oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud.”

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