Simonize
the act of ‘stealing’ a friend’s friends.
‘i hung our with kelly last night’
‘kelly who?’
‘jason’s friend’
‘oh, you simonized her?’
‘yep’
brought about by the judge simon in american idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult
bob: joe just broke up with kate, and steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!
jim: jerk!!!!!
1. pwn in a street race
2. wax
3. turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn’s car when he races a minivan
woooo! vr4 baby! we waxed em!
simonize that shiat! who’s your father?
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