simping
v. to simp. tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own b-tch-made-ness.
johnny met sue. sue likes johnny. johnny fell in love with the poon. sue tried to put the smack down. instead of regulating, johnny started being a simp and takes her out to fancy dinners and what not.
-johnny is begging sue to take him back whilst his boys are waiting in the cypher- homeboy james says, “g-d d-mn it johnny! stop simping and hit the bleez already you simp-a-ho!”
sympathetic pimping. when you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic -ss.
pimping – b-tch pick that sh-t up right now!
simping – baby can you please pick that up? no? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.
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