simple bitch syndrome
1. when a person judges or speaks on someone or something they know nothing about.
2. when a person thinks they know everything but doesn’t.
guy 1. you should be ashamed of yourself dressing like a thug! you need to do something with your life!
guy 2. -thinking- “this man has major simple b-tch syndrome.” for your information, i go to school full time for my masters dagree . secondly, i have my own business and my own house!
see that white 2013 honda civic over there? i paid for that!
guy 1. o_o oh my.
girl. d-mn, that dude must have simple b-tch syndrome.
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