Simpson University
a private christian university in redding, california. where partying, s-x, or use of alcohol or drugs is forbidden; pretty much any normal college behavior is frowned upon. but lets be real, the “christians” here are less than g-dworthy. judging and snitching are two of the most popular hobbies on campus. if you happen to attend this school, you are either here to inforce you religion on others, or came strictly for sports. however, the athletes here are hated and looked at by many as if a swastika is stamped on your forhead.
d-mn, this church has less rules than simpson university.
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