SIMPSONFACE
a person of twenty something, with a college degree, a little out of shape and always believe their opinion to be the most accurate in the group. they generally claim to love g-d just not enough to go to church. they have high hopes of retiring in thirty years with a good pension and look foreward to the day when they can talk about what a fullfilled life they lived. this kind of person is also known as a “simpsonface”.
a simpsonface is the kind of guy that aims for being average and blending in rather then aiming big. a simpsonface is not known to be a dreamer or a risk taker. he is considered to be a guardian of the mainstream and all the monotony that comes along with it. instead of questioning a government structured society a simpsonface simply embraces it by doing what is expected of him. he works hard and pays his taxes so that he can one day die with a guilt free consious. the goals of a simpsonface are generally simple. they include working for the man, living outside his means, and bringing home the girls with big hearts and good personalities. a simpsonface is usually up to his eyeb-lls in debt by his mid thirties because he decided to get married and drop more then he could afford on a ring, wedding, house, and car.
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