Simulator
also known as being a “pulling a simulator” or “pulling a jake”
1) the act of always! correcting people when they are wrong (no matter the circ-mstances). pulling a “simulator” you will always fight over the most tiny micro sized subjects. which can result with words/phrases such as “owned”, “your a f-g”, “your gay” and my personal favorite “you like boys”. (yes the usual, but being a “simulator” is also known as being plain/old school)
2) in this stage of pulling a “simulator” has many after effects also known to the human body as the following: being an -ss, always being right, anger, headache, groin pains, and greasy hair.
3) and the third and final stage of being a “simulator” is, if you ever you get into a fight. you cannot “hurt” the other person. so instead of punching/hitting, you insert your index and middle finger into the -n-s of your opponent and drive your fingers as far as they will go. after the fight is over you stare at your opponent. this counter attack is also known as “fishies”, this move is very effective against straight guys.
-has no effect on women or gays-
all in all, if some one attempts pulling a “simulator” it can be the worst thing that happens to your day
stage 1)
person 1:-dude hows it goign?simulator: hahaha you spelled going wrong you f-ggot!
person 1:-big deal?
simulator:-haw haw haw you suck at spelling
person 1:-n-bdoy cares?
simulator:-your a f-ggot stfu!
person 1:-your cool
simulator:-owned!!!
person 1:-yeah.. not really
simulator:-you like boys
stage 2)
simulator:-dude like my new pants?
person 1:-no, they make you look like a girl
simulator:-no there f$#!ing sweet
person 1:-yeah if your gay
simulator:-dude these pants are awsome, you just wish you could have them.
person 1:-yeah i know.. hey i totally forgot you wanna go the the pen pub later while were wearing our new pants?
simulator: you suck at life shut up.
stage 3)
person 1:–hits the simulator-
simulator:-stop
person 1:–hits simulator harder-
simulator:–gets into attacking mode-
simulator:-ahhhhhhhh -like a girl-
simulator:–drives fingers into b-tt-
person 1:-only defense is to hit and pungh as hard as they can
artificial actual
good from far but far from good.
pamela anderson is a walking simulator.
‘you can only simulate the idea of a perfect woman.’
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