sing olezweski
sl-t sl-t sl-t her shirts are to small. i dumped her like a piece of trash. she mean and ignores other people for no reason. she is anerexic. also, in other news, everyone wants to be me, and i mean everyone.
if i were someone else i would want to be me.
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