singapore swap


to put your wristw-tch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.
wife: you promise you didn’t cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, i promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no i don’t feel bad, thank g-d for the singapore swap!

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