Singleitis
1. a deep, profound lonliness that can only be filled by the company of a member of the opposite s-x.
2. the period after the end of a relationship when the person(s) are tired of being alone
guy1: man, its been 2 months since she broke up with me and i got singleitis
guy2: dang, that sucks…
2 more definitions
singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time
dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.
the suffering from being single
i have singleitis, its horrible, i really need someone.
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