Sir


a way to address a male, since females tend to take offence.

a respectful greeting
you sir, are a f-ckin moron
the proper way for a submissive to greet a dominant.
yes sir, i will do as you command.
what you should respond to when people call you by it, so they don’t call you hey you next.
you can’t go in there, sir.

sir!

hey you!!
1) a spade with a machete

2) a ch-nk with some nunchukas

3) a border guard.

4) any body with an -ssault rifle
1. no sir, i wasn’t laughing at your girlfriend’s -ss.

2. yes sir, that’s a very attractive exhaust tip you have there.

3. no sir, i’m not bringing any drugs into singapore.

4. yes sir.
the opposite of ma’am commonly used when speaking to a man.
yes, sir
what a young girl calls an older guy she likes.
are you really 18?

yes sir, i’m really 18. -blush-
a woman who looks like a man. typically wearing loose fitting pants, a flannel, and her attire is complemented with a gentleman’s haircut.
me: h-llo, sir.
sir: i’m a woman.
me: sorry. have a good day, fella.

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