sirens and serenades


the worst band in the world.

1.to make ears bleed.

2. to cause random and projectile vomiting.

3. to cause a room full of metal heads to flee a building in 10 seconds flat.
person 1: hey man there’s a show tonight.

person 2: when does it end?

person 1: 12:00, but sirens and serenades are playing last.

person 2: start a fight at 10:30 to get kicked out?

person 1: you read my mind.

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