Siri Rage
when you get enraged because siri just doesn’t get it.
a conversation that exemplifies siri rage:
you: where’s a nice place to-
siri: if you say so.
you: no. siri. i wanna know if-
siri: do you want me to look up cat videos?
you: c’mon. i have to get food before i go back-
siri: you have three events planned for this years arbor day.
you: siri. where’s a nice restaurant in town?
siri: i’ve charged your credit card to amazon. you’ll receive ten snuggies in 14 business days.
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