sissy stick


a round tubular object with a whole in the center otherwise know as a straw
did you get a sissy stick
also known as a curling stick. a 3′-5′ long rod typically with a cylinder on the end that slides over the handle of a curling rock. it is used to deliver a curling rock from a standing or upright position instead of delivering it by hand from a traditional sliding position. the term could be considered offensive or derrogatory as it implies that the user is a sissy for using it. using a curling stick without a perceived need to use one is sometimes considered an unfair advantage. it is like parking in a handicapped parking spot: you better need it or you look like a cheat.
i can’t stand curling against dave. he never misses a shot with that sissy stick; he doesn’t need it and he should be delivering the rock like everyone else.

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