Sithian


-given to explaining or defining matters or events as absolutes, especially when not considering the subtleties of the situation.

derived from the line in starwars: episode iii, revenge of the sith, when obi-wan realizes evil has consumed anakin skywalker; “only a sith deals in absolutes”.
my boss, in his usual sithian manner, told me, “we have to extend the roof 5 more feet”, failing to realize that the roof would then touch the ground.

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