size up
to estimate or -ssess someone or something
he did size up the potential destruction, but did not act decisively in the end.
when two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say “size up”, prompting both partic-p-nts to expose their p-n-ses. the one with the larger p-n-s wins the argument by default simply because his p-n-s is larger. no exceptions.
male 1: “dude, you’re a f-cking dumb-ss, mcdonalds is definitely better than wendy’s.”
male 2: “um, are you f-cking kidding me, wendy’s is 10 times better.”
male 1: “size up”
male 2: alright, fine, mcdonald’s is better.
when u measure each others c-cks guys
”i’ll measure urs if u measure mine” that would be a size up.
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