Sizzle Snatch


the burning, irrated condition one develops upon the outer v-g-n-l region when one tans (either outside in the sun, a tanning bed, etc.) naked
“ow! i just went tanning. now my junk hurts!”
“don’t you wear a bikini when you tan?”
“nope i do it naked.”
“ahahahahaha you have a sizzle sn-tch.”

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