sjot
see sh-t.
1. sjot is the same thing as sh-t just with a much worse connotation and is used more for the exclamation of “sh-t!”
2. a typo caused by the misplacement of the right hand, one key to the right of the home row keys. occurs when a person tries to type sh-t.
1. “sjot! i just spilled burning hot coffee on myself!”
2. “sjot, wju tje ficl dod upi dp tjat tp ,e!” (sh-t, why the f-ck did you do that to me with the right hand misplaced.)
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