sk1llz
a dj , self proclaimed “hacker” and member of vivid resistance.
in the wild he is known to give heavey handed back slaps to other members of his native tribe , as described in the bio for “concept” he is known to dance in ritualistic fashion to calabria in a tradition known as “jumpstyle”.
when offended the peculiar sk1llz engages his eyebrows in a most startling fashion that leads observers to easily recognize the mood he is in.
in addition a rare sign of friendship is communicated not by words but by the tilting of the head a phenomena that onlookers simply call “the tilted head”.
“tilted head” is apparently magical for it has such power over the recieving party that it is impossible for them not to laugh while recieving it.
although he claims he is a hacker it is unfounded that he has actually hacked anything or anyone.
in instances when mischevious hapenings are occuring it is noted that he appears extremely conspicous and obvious in his affiliation to the crime, making the crime imposible to be performed.
such attributes that sk1llz does produce is that he provides vivid resistance with a “gamer bed” and a computer with a copy of fl studio where they create primative music.
the sk1lz has a peculiar mating habit known only as “phone boning” , this has yet to be studied although no actual fornication is thought to occur.
sk1llz is also known as mr.anthony , salomy nipples , and beast in some occurences.
his natural enemy is the one they call mr.aaa.
nothing is known about that individual as of yet.
produced by dj sk1llz
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