skaltum


a skaltum is a creature with a small genitalia that lives in small caves or dungeons and is often caged. it is also worth while knowing that a skaltum is often beaten by its dad for entertainment every other weekend, this may be a public event. it may be important to know that skaltum also enjoys toes
i saw a skaltum
really?
ya his dad kicked the sh-t out of him

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