Skank Flu
an illness with flu like symptoms that is contracted from close contact from a sl-t, sk-nk or otherwise promiscuous female. not to be confused with a s-xually transmitted disease or the common flu, although carriers of the sk-nk flu are more pr-ne to contracting due to their lifestyle and love of the d.
“i made out with that drunk wh-r- last and now i’m sick as h-ll”
-“i’m no doctor, bot sounds like a cl-ssic case of sk-nk flu to me”
when one becomes withdrawn, unpleasant, and sad as a result of being in the immediate vacinity of a sk-nk. the sk-nk’s proximity causes mixed emotions of jealousy, disgust, and self-loathing making it impossible to enjoy oneself at lunch, a party, or any event
i was having a great time until that cooze krystal showed up – now i have sk-nk flu and want to go home.
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