skate-tard

alternatively spelled “skatard” but usually isn’t spelled that way because stupid people usually mispr-nounce it.

someone who took up skateboarding simply because it’s the only thing that’ll get him laid, or at least somewhat close, maybe with an ugly girl. even before actually owning a skateboard, he covers everything he owns in every sticker with a name brand on it: volcom, etnies, element, etc…
after establishing his “skater” t-tle, he suddenly thinks his p-n-s grew by eight inches, and thinks his body grew a foot in height, and thinks his b-lls gained 2 pounds in weight. in reality, however, he’s still f-ck-ugly, five foot four, can’t skate very well, has a d-ck the size of his pinky finger, and does nothing but p-ss everyone off and make a gigantic douchebag out of himself, just like before he took up skateboarding.

of course, this all isn’t limited to skating. it’s also seen in snowboarders, wannabe hicks, wannabe stoners, and surfers.
“that skate-tard derek gave me a nasty mean face the other day, so i knocked him out, shat on his face and threw him in a dumpster”
“good stuff.”