Skeep
to go to sleep, while still on skype with a friend.
trac: are you going to sleep by yourself tonight?
vu: nah, i’m going to skeep with christina
cheap; someone who says they owe you somthing and never give.
stan:dude im a skeep
jon: i know
a combination of “skeet” and “sleep”. generally referring to the act of rubbing one out and falling asleep during or immediatly afterwards due to being tired as h-ll.
“yesterday was a long -ss day at work. i tried rubbing one out but ended up skeepin instead.”
skeep-the state of one being a cross between a shark and a sheep, or a sk-nk and a sheep. often ugly but verry f-ckable if your drunk enough. have the face of a sheep but will do you like a p-rnstar.
1. bro dont go for that skeep
2. skeep’s are good in bed but could you bring her home? look at her face
3. awh sh-t dude! last night when i got drunk i slept with a total skeep and now she wont leave!
when the heart skeets and skips a beat
boyfriend: i have something to tell you.
girlfriend: okay, what is it?
boyfriend: i love you!
girlfriend: i love you too!
boyfriend: baby, you just made my heart skeep!
watching g–ts- while eating ravioli. mmmmmmmmmmmm
hey dude did you see today?
no, why?
dude i saw him f-cking skeep yesterday!
what the f-cking sh-t bro
synonym of wet dream
to skeet in your sleep
wife: let’s keep this one and put the other one back
husband: heh heh, you said skeep
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