Skeet Belt
when a man intends to spray his -j-c-l-t- (i.e. skeet) on his woman’s belly b-tton, but ends up sprayin’ skeet across her entire waist line instead. skeet belts must go fully across, from left hipbone to right hipbone.
note: skeet belts are only a temporary accessory. that is, they do not last for more than 6 hours and will not hold up any other articles of clothing (like your pants). they do, however, compliment some articles of clothing very well (e.g. pearl necklaces).
my girl asked me to pull out, so i gave her a skeet belt to match her pearl necklace. she loved the accessories so much that she asked me for a pearl string bikini for christmas.
another term used for a condom. you wear a seat belt for safety. well a skeetbelt also keeps your junk safe.
d-mn i wanna give that boy a ride. i wish i had a skeet-belt.
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