Skeet Scab
after -j-c-l-t–n, a skeet scab is when s-m-n dries up on the tip of the p-n-s creating a plug at the urethra. this blockage while urinating is similar to when one puts their thumb over a garden hose while the water is on. if the urinator is careless about their skeet scab, he will be forced to decide which stream of pee will be best to aim in the toilet bowl because of its thickness in stream, while the other streams go everywhere but inside the toilet bowl.
roommate 1: dude, why is their p-ss all over the mirror and toilet paper?
roommate 2: oh, sorry bro…. after a long night of much -j-c-l-t–n, i forgot to pick my skeet scab when i went pee this morning. it shot in several different directions all at once and i didn’t know what to do!
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