skeet sheet


a girls face when you are shooting your load on her grill
your mama last night
the comforter placed on the bed at a third rate motel. such comforters are notoriously known for being covered in bodily fluids from many persons.
when i got to the cheap motel, the first thing i did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.
any type of cloth or napkin used to -j-c-l-t- into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.
i wanna go rub one out, but i can’t find my skeet sheet.
i always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won’t know i was whackin’ it.
another name for a ghetto wh-r-.
saul: d-mn you f-ck that girl?

thurnis: nah, that b-tch ain’t nuthin but a skeet sheet.
a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.
my skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

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