skeettastrophy
1.when you’re having some great s-x then you nut in under 5 min.
2.when you pull out but not enough and a spec of skeet gets in the hoe’s p-ssy.
3.when masterbating and you shoot a load on your face,jeans,and or hair
1.girl:yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle d-ck c-med all over,now i think i’m pregnent.what a skeettastrophy i’m in.
2:girl:yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle d-ck c-med all over,now i think i’m pregnent.what a skeettastrophy i’m in.
3:ohhh yea no one can beat it like me ahh(squirt) oh sh-t my eyes it burns why me lord i’m always suffering in these skeettastrophys.
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