Skeezy


shabby, dirty, and vulgar; tawdry
veronica remarked, “that b-tch was straight up skeezy.”
both sk-nky and sleezy, skeezy is an adjective to describe only the most heinous of dirty sk-nks. skeezy people can often be identified by their constant unwanted stories, smell, and visible stds. you can tell if someone is truly skeezy by calling them a sk-nk, and seeing if they take it as a compliment.
1) that skeezy ho was gonna sleep with a dude 30 years older than her, who she has never met.
2) dude, you can see her herpes creeping up her belly, what a skeezy ho.
3) ali. nuff said.
the quality of being sketchy or of dubious origin. a skeezy guy is the kind that you’re not quite sure where they came from, but they tend to be the oily, used car salesman types. a skeezy chick shares the dubious origin, and is likely the kind you find p-ssed out at a party or in a bar that when she wakes up, goes home with the nearest guy.

additionally, objects can be skeezy, especially foods and furniture. skeezy foods are the kind that could be perfectly safe and just smell funny, or be so old and grotesque that you’ll die from eating it. skeezy furniture is the kind that b-ms sleep on or is in common areas that people are known to have s-x in.
dude, i wouldn’t ask that guy for directions, he looks kinda skeezy.

i totally took home that brittany chick from our lit cl-ss.
brittany? that girl is pretty skeezy, you might wanna go get tested.

man, anya eats these skeezy cheeses that i can’t describe.

whoa, i wouldn’t sit there, that couch is kinda skeezy.
a mix of sketchy and sleezy
he kept repeating that nothing happened when it did, he’s h-llof skeezy.
a person that is under-handed in their conduct: steels, lies, cheets, and manipulates.
cheeting in a card game just because you can is skeezy.
lieing out of greed is skeezy.
manipulating person is skeezy.
the term for the amazing disc jock, dj skeezy. also referred to as a gay p-rn website that dj skeezy pranks people with.
yo, dj skeezy is comin to ma skool dance! check out his awesome mixes at divinity entertainment!
street slang used by drug dealers and buyers to refer to digital scales used for weighing out product
“yo n-gg- you ain’t seeing no money till i see that sh-t on a skeezy”

“you better skeez that sh-t out man it looks short”

“when you got a real connect you buy lbs of that haze and you never even need a skeezy”

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