Skelterblast


the experience of being humiliated and the feelings of degradation attained as a result of someone being condescending or demeaning through a completely asinine remark or unnecessary low blow
example:

friend 1: what are you getting into tonight; down to get mangled and pick up some pigs at the local watering hole?
friend 2: nah, i would, but i’m going to a broadway show with my mom, then dinner. want to chill later and watch a movie?
friend 3: i’m down for the movie night only if your mom joins. i’d love to get that b-tch pregnant.
friend 1: boom! you just got skelterblasted!

example:

son you just got skelterblasted!

example:
friend 1: d-mn, i think this girl’s the one…

friend2: bro, are you serious? it’s a known fact she’s a wh-r-, got trashed by half of our friends, and known fact that she’s got herpes.
friend3: skelterblasted!

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