sketchtard


someone who after doing copious amounts of cocaine becomes super paranoid and thinks that everyone is out to get them. frequently happens to heavy users and r-t-rds. sketchtardness is contagious and can be p-ssed to others, thereby making it a buzzkill as well. if you see or are hanging out with a sketchtard slap them immediately, or distract them by doing karaoke to vanilla ice “ice ice baby…”
tim: “holy f-ck is that a cop car?”
jim: “no -ssf-ck its a carola, stop being such a sketchtard and lets do another lizzle.”

or

kim: “omg i’ve been doing c-ke all day i feel like such a sketchtard”

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