skier

commonly mispelled as skieer, skiir, skiieer, or idiot, a skier is someone who has no fear. a true skier (there are many imposters) can “ride” a whole mountain. they are able to pull insane tricks, like double-backflip-900-helicopter-indy grab to switch-triple-frontflip-360- nose grab. they can also ski in light snow called “powder” while defying the laws of gravity by not sinking in. a true skier is a great athlete, and can generally do loops around a snowboarder in any part of a mountain.
a. true skier – bode miller, glen plake (see mohawk)
b. wannabe/poser/lame skier – one who “pizzas” and generally either gets in your way, slows you down, or runs into you.
warning – avoid type b at all costs and if possible, run into them
there are three types of skier.

1. racer : synonym for h-m-s-xual

2. freestyler : synonym for f-cking dope. they cant do many tricks on rails so they add spins and stuff to them. looks sick!

3. regular : person who just skiis around on hills. thats pretty much it
1. racer pride! :d
2. i ride, but i love riding with freeskiers!

3. hey, look over there at that guy skiing down the hill.
noun: (ski-ur)- a man/woman who is way too cool for school…
hi guys… im a skier!
the equivalent of a rollerblader to a skate boarder, a skier to a snowboarder
those dang skiers are always getting in the way
pr-cks on sticks
those skiers are theso gay
noun: (ski-ur)- when in the bahamas at a bachelor a party, a way to discretely talk about a man/woman who is of african american origins
related word: snowboarder – a man/woman who appears to be half black / half white

hey bob, did you sleep with that skier last night?
hey steve, check out that snowboarder.
hey karen, are you a skier?
1. someone who sniffs cocaine or powder-related narcotic substance.
dude, i have enough money to buy weed, but i rather go skiing in some snow. are you a skier?

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