skiing

when a girl jerks two guys off at the same time.
what did you do last night? i went skiing with connie and jim.
to snort a line of cocaine.
hey bro wanna go skiing on the mountain of kings.
1. attachin two long planks to your feet, an then carvin down a mountain covered in fresh powder with the sun beatin down on your back.

2. somethin a person does in the wintertime to convince oneself that he or she is actually enjoying the 10 degree weather.

3. a sport often -ssociated with snowboarding. and despite what you may hear, we can all share the mountain.
snowfreak: “i’m cravin it, man. i’m pickin up my sticks from the shop tomorrow, and headin to somewhere with snow.”
friend: “what are you talkin about?”
snowfreak: “i’m goin skiing .”
usually when a girl sits or lays between two guys and places both her hands onto the guys p-n-ses and gives them a hand-job at the same time!
omg! i cant believe i went skiing on those two freshman at brandon’s party… but hey i was drunk off my -ss!!!
a sport that is just as good as the others.
if you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and n-body else should care. but, if you start saying that all skiers are f-ggots and dumb-sses, then get a f-cking life. in case you dumbf-cks didnt know, skiing came long before snowboarding did, and thats why its so d-mn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even be snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. so you can thank us later. and even if you had, then you’d be hiking up every slope because the lifts were invented for skiers. also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you f-cking know anyway? seriously, shut the f-ck up. also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. i know that there are stupid f-cktards out there,and i hate them a lot. but most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like i do (because those are f-cking fun). so overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. and respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. seriously, skiing is just as good.
f-cker boarder: dude, you ski, thats gay.
skier: you wouldnt f-cking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the f-ck up.
cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the h-ll up, this dudes cool.

skiing is just as cool of a sport as snowboarding.
a colloquial term used by black males to describe the process of heading to a locale predominantly filled with caucasian women, with the intention of engaging in s-xual contact.

has its roots in the term “snow bunny” (used to describe caucasian women), the verb “cut” (to have s-x). is essentially an extended metaphor linking caucasians to snow/winter sports.
larry: hey man, let’s h-t up emory, i wanna go skiing,

cj: h-ll yeah man, gotta love that fresh powder

larry: yeah, don’t forget to bring your goggles
f-cking most awesome sport ever.
skiing > snowboarding

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