Skills


(noun)

what is needed to snag a woman.
“you know, nunchuk skills, bow staff skills, computer hacking skills… girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”
1. abilities.

often, “skillz” or “5k1llz.”

used to announce profiency in something; for example, 13375p34k. “leetspeak”
“ph34r |\/|41 1337 5k1llz!”

translation: “marvel at my wonderful abilities.”
talent or ability. something employers do not want in a candidate. they want youth and perhaps an attractive appearance.
i spent 25 years developing my job skills, and can’t find a job. the bosses only want inexperienced doofuses right out of college.
a livestock disease of the r-ct-m
skill is a b-m disease
a word used by schoolkids from the 1970’s to show their extreme joy at doing something impressive.

normally used by holding both thumbs up (a la the fonz in happy days) and saying “skill!” with a big cheesey grin.
“that wheelie i just popped on my raleigh chopper was skill!”

“i’ve just cleared the 128th screen on pacman! skill!”
1) the possesion of a power or attribute that causes bystanders to remark “woaahh skills”
woooaahh skills

very skillful
someone who is prolific in a field of sports or everyday life. one who is very good at what they do.
yo, tracy mcgrady has t-te ballin’ skills.

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