when your kids aren’t home and you might get to have s*x.
andy’s skindow of opportunity was closing. they had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they’d be alone again.
- camaro grand sport
a one of one camaro built in 1985 that was so savage that they could only legally make one designed by a bad *ss it was the reason ferrari started the f40 because it was the only car that could complete with it no one knows how much power it’s got but it’s probably more […]
- yer da teaches zumba
scottish insult- ”your dad teaches zumba lessons” the ultimate scottish insult. when this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all. ‘yer a bawbag” f*ck up you, ya wee d*ck! yer da teaches zumba! *kills self**
- diana winchester
diana winchester means a gorgeous girl who is nice, beautiful, smart, kind etc. and every guy wants her. look over there that looks like a diana winchester
- purple slippers
when a girl gets boned so many times in one night her inner v*g*n* turns purple and lose, the first one to smash after that point is given the t*tle of purple slippers “dude go get vanessa, she’s all good to go!” h*ll no dude, i’m not about to get no purple slippers”