skipocrite
(noun)
someone who skips cl-ss his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.
ashley: why didn’t you go to cl-ss today? slacker.
brett: i was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. what did i miss?
ashley: grow up brett, get the notes from someone else. i can’t stand lazy people.
(enters john)
john: hey ashley! hi brett! why weren’t you guys in cl-ss today?
ashley:…..
brett: wait… ashley wasn’t there either?! you skipocrite!
(ashley runs away, crying).
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