Sklorutharlet
a sk-nk, sl-t, wh-r-, and harlet so basically paris hilton and gabrielle solis (whose “adultery gave her valuable life skills”)
pr-nounced very quickly in order to insult as quickly and efficiently as possible. the best way to say this word quickly is when someone insults you so badly you have a seizure and therefore, say you little “sklorutharlet” very quickly in reply. (this word applies to a variety of women, some of which may in fact me from the 1500s when the term “harlet” was enjoyed by shakespeare and his s-x jokes.)
snl
bruce jenner- alright girls, time for the daily who’s hottest compet-tion (aka me jerking off)!
jenner’s and kardashian’s- yay!!!! lap dance time!
kylie: omg kendall you’re so going down this time!! i’m gunna win!
nun: sklorutharlets, you bring dishonor upon your family.
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