Skonky Brewster
stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who’s addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. he, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. he’s/ she’s had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from ” confusing” his/ her sleeping pills with mentos. he/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he’s/she’s right there with the whipped cream.
that stuck up ho is a skonky brewster.
fran drescher is a skonky brewster.
brittany spears ( even though she’s 11 years old with 17 kids named bob)is a skonky brewster.
russell crowe is a skonky brewster.
owen wilson is a skonky brewster.
heath ledger is a skonky brewster.
keifer sutherland is a skonky brewster.
h-llen hunt is a skonky brewster.
winona ryder is a skonky brewster.
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