Skook


someone from schuylkill county, pennsylvania also known as the coal region. if you’ve never met a skook, then you’re missing out on a very distinct part of society. grammar is one of the defining attributes and you might often hear words and phrases such as “yo bot, got any chew bot?” and “ay, yous guys, yous wanna go get wasted and down a few jägerbombs?” if you ever meet someone from the coal region, you will recognize them immediately.
skook 1: “yo b-tt, got any chew der b-tt?”

skook 2: “nah man, i spent all my money on sh-t from abrachinsky’s, yo.”

skook 1: “well, you should get yer -ss in gear and we’ll trow back some keggers and boilo at the ‘dc or hit the weed like a champ.”

skook 3: “yous guys are a bunch of f-ckin’ skooks.”
see schuykill
the skook at the dollar general had 4 teeth.
the online pseudonym of the website administrator of the green screen, who recently allowed a local wanna be politician push him around like a little punk.
skook is padora’s b-tt boy.
(noun) a tuxedo cat: a feline with a black coat, white paws, a white belly and often with a white mask on the face.

(proper noun) your tuxedo cat.
i adopted a skook from the spca.

of all the stray cats in the neighborhood, the skook is the most clever one.

my cat always uses the litter box, he’s a good skook!
a word that sounds like an ethnic slur and insult, but actually isn’t. to be used when you want to sound insulting to a group of people, without actually using an insulting slur.
i hate how those people think they’re cool just standing behind the school smoking cigarettes.” “yeah, those f-cking skooks.
verb: to fart out s-m-n after it has been -j-c-l-t-d into the -n-s.

noun: s-m-n that has been farted out of the -ss.
after f-cking her in the -ss she went and skooked in the toilet.

the skook had a slight brown tinge to it.
verb: to do something really cool
noun: something you did that was really cool
interjection: said after doing something really cool.
“i just beat you in pong. i totally skooked you.”
“you had s-x with his girlfriend? that’s such a skook.”
“skook!”

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