skoozer


1. noun: a person who behaves more drunk than he or she actually is, usually after having only one drink as an excuse to act up.

2. noun: a drink made with equal parts orange juice, gin, vodka and white rum. any clear alcohol can be added or subst-tuted to “taste.” drinking a skoozer often leads to behaving like a skoozer.
behaving like a real jerk, joe claimed to be drunk; we knew he was just being a skoozer.
noun: an individual who acts more drunk than he or she actually is. especially when using alcohol as an excuse to garner attention or act stupid.
joe was being a real jerk after just one beer. he claimed to be real drunk but we knew he was being a skoozer.
a turtle robber; one who steals turtles.
“where’s your turtle dude?”

“some skoozer got it.”
someone sickening, ugly, awful, annoying, or anything derogitory. can be used in any situation. variations: skooze, skoozey, skooze bag
that guy is such a skooze! ugh! how could he date a skoozer like her?!

hey skoozey, what’s up?!

-who is that?
_who?
-her.
-oh… shes a skoozer. she dated 13 guys in the past month.

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