skotch


(pr-nounced skoch)

the area between the bottom of the scr-t-m and the crotch of the pants. often measured in skochs. not applicable with emo kids, since their pants are so tight that there t-st-cl-s are actually crushed by them.
“hey man, those are some baggy pants…your skotch must be huge!”

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