Skouch
a couch with skis attached to the bottom, used for riding down snow-covered hills.
“my buddies and i made a skouch yesterday. we’re going taking it skouching this weekend!”
to skouch;
the unfortunate act of when a gentlemen takes a seat but accidently sits on his own t-st-cl-s.
“oh my god!!! i have just skouched myself!!!!!!!!”
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