Skudge
noun: a tar like substance with rank odor.
verb: (skudging) rubbing one’s rank v-g-n-l secretion on another person or object as to mark it’s territory.
noun: “i’ve got dibs on the $2.00 stripper with a side of ‘skudge!'”
verb: “skudge me up already, tina! you’re giving me blue b-lls!”
someone who says one thing and thinks another; a hypocrite
tj: lets make fun of alex for cheating
nick: im down
tj: alex ur such a cheater
ben: wut would the big t say?
nick: you guys are jerks
red: nick ur a pretty boy skudge and nothing more
kait: meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes
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