skunky beer
a beer that has a flavor reminiscent of licking a skunk’s -sshole.
dude, is that a heineken? that is the king of skunky beer! why don’t you just lick a skunk’s -sshole?
a term coined by the geniuses at annheuser-busch in the late 90’s for commercials where they presented the “born on date” concept of fresh beer. they had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.
me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let’s call 1-800-dial-bud and tell ’em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . .
bud: yaw, h-llo, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this sh-t on patches’ head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw f-ck you, not a day over 19 b-tch, gimme some new beer
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