sky digital
britains subscription satellite tv service. usually shortened to “sky”.
over 7 million subscribers. basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.
this is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.
“i am watching the simpsons on sky”
“whats on sky tonight dear?”
“i live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription”
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