Sky News
the world’s first, greatest and only 24-hour-a-day rolling news channel. only it has commercials. and sh-t journalists with corporate agendas. basically, the western world’s equivilent to communist chinese tv.
“and now on sky news, there’s trouble at our rival station bbc news 24. hahaha! serves them right. ahem! where was i?”
see fox news for more information. toned down for the british who can’t eat the pure bs on fox.
occasionally has a good story, as long as it doesn’t interfer with fox news agenda.
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