Skyrimjob


an intense feeling of -rg-smic-like pleasure when first experiencing the elder scrolls: skyrim.
fanboy 1: dude have you played skyrim yet??
fanboy 2: yeah man i did, best skyrimjob ever.
in celebration of skyrim a person on the receiving end will dress up like a dragon while the giver is dressed in fur and a viking helmet and preforms a rimjob on the receiver.
at the midnight launch of skyrim, sally and i quick went to the bathroom and i gave her a filthy skyrimjob.
getting s-xually satisfied by elder scrolls v: skyrim.
man 1: dude have you seen the new elder scrolls trailer?!

man 2: are you kidding me, man? it gave me a skyrim-job!!!
the act of receiving a rim job (-n-l c-nn-l-ng-s) while playing elder scrolls v: skyrim
jenny came over while i was playing skyrim. i refused to stop playing, so she gave me a skyrimjob!
giving someone a rim job
..while taking an arrow to the knee
guard: “i used to be a young skyrim jobber like you, then i took an arrow to the knee”
the act of recieving a rim job while playing the game: elder scrolls v: skyrim
person 1: i got a skyrim job last night!

person 2: lucky! i didn’t even get a rim job! let alone a skyrim job!
1. when someone puts more hours into (the elder scrolls v) skyrim, than they do their actual job. (-ssuming they have one)

2. a s-xual act involving the elder scrolls v: skyrim.
“so where’s todd?”

“oh, he’s working the ‘sky-rim job’.”

“i’ve been there dood”

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