slackercore
a subculture founded by bored teenage girls in virginia. includes slacker cross country runners and slacker students and generally slackerish people.
slackercore people usually are identified by “xslcx” on their hands/fingers. they must show some devotion to slacking; they only work hard at slacking.
look at that slackercore girl. g-d, what a slacker. i wish i was as slackercore as her.”
a subculture that is comprised of slackers. however, all slackers are not slackercore. slackercore listens to a wide variety of music, from turbonegro to kmfdm to kill hannah.
there is no set “fashion” to the slackercore subculture. the slackercore slacker wears whatever is comfortable and/or good looking.
borrowing from the geek subculture, the slackercore beverage of choice is one of high-caffeine content. the most popular is mountain dew, due to its low price. however, the most desired beverage is bawls.
also borrowing from the geeks, the slackercore can often be seen at lan parties, with high-performance, yet budget machines due to their lack of money. hacking is a must. even something as simple as uploading ringtones to a cell phone via external means qualifies as a hack, which the slackercore will share amongst eachother.
a common problem for the slackercore is the lack of female presence. many times it is hard to find a chix0r who is not only 1337 but also attractive. to find such a chix0r is a very special thing.
scott: wow, this is such a slackercore cl-ss. doesn’t it kick -ss to be slackercore?
greg: h-lls yeah it does.
jon: i love being slackercore.
scott: jon, you’re just a slacker.
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