Slade Craven


being more death metal than an airplane can handle
“slade craven filled up glen benton’s inverted crucifix scar with p-ss and then lapped it up.”

“slade craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was f-cking chris barnes”

“slade craven once fisted crazy town then rapped ‘forgot about dre’ but changed all the words into disturbed lyrics. then shat.”

“devildriver challenged slade craven to a farting compet-tion but slade craven followed through right on that f-cking guy from coal chamber’s face.”

“slade craven gained kid rock’s trust, then did a poo in his kitchen”

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