slam dump
to defecate inside another human being’s -n-s.
i got you sharon! right in there! slam dump!
last night steven took it upon himself to slam dump inside me. it was pleasant.
the act of having a bowel movement that is so urgent and formidable that the individual grabs the toilet rim with two hands and vocalizes a sound similar to that of an nba star who just dunked a basketball. ie: “ahhhhhhhhhgh”
lebron james ain’t got nothing on the two handed slam dump i just made in the teachers lounge toilet.
the immediate release of p–p as soon as you sit on the toilet after holding it in for a while or after eating too much. just like a slam dunk, only done with the -ss.
having to take a sh-t real bad
i went to go eat with a friend the other day. when we go back to the dorm he scurried to the bathroom, taking small but quick steps. seconds after he shut the door i heard him shout “slam dump!”
n. : unusually large deposit of fecal matter after a long absence of bowl movements, typically followed by an overwhelming sense of relief.
‘yo, i ain’t p–ped in a minute but i just had this crazy slamdump’.
when you have to take a dump really bad and you get to the toilet and you start to sh-t before you even sit down, but you still make it
mike: oh sh-t! i think im running to a slam dump
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